Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
by asphaltfries July 08, 2022
Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
1.A hood nigga who drinks straight shots. all day erryday.
2. someone who talks in the 3rd person point of view
2. someone who talks in the 3rd person point of view
Smug money is here to party!
by turdfurgison122 February 02, 2011
When a guy ejaculates where a "happy trail" would be.
by BholeHardwick November 24, 2009
by Worthington Jackson II June 20, 2019
Money syndrome is a sickness that occurs when chasing the bag.
by Rekky27th February 23, 2024
mid 20th Century - when you take a good idea beyond it’s usefulness or applicability. you go so far that you undermine the value of your effort, argument or position.
by JaniGerada February 10, 2021