flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

flying grimace

When someone hurls a purple butt-plug across the room and into someone’s ass.

Vincent gave his wife a flying grimace because he was suffering from floppy dick syndrome.

by Paul the Reverend January 9, 2020

dick flying

when you get a lot boys in your dms

friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight

by rainbow908 November 14, 2019

Fly

The thing that zips up and cuts off dicks.

my fly just cut off my penis
my dick is gone too!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

flizle the fly

to tickle your own asshole, make your self feel good, flick the bean

hey today I flizle the fly

by Falcon22:)😂 July 17, 2022

Jet Set Fly (Josh King Madrid)

Josh King Madrid, better known as JetSetFly, is a young entrepreneur, speaker, and author. He's also a social media wizard, with over 200,000 followers across various platforms. Born and raised in the suburbs of New Jersey, JetSetFly always had a knack for business. At the age of 16, he started his first company, selling candy bars out of his backpack. By 18, he was running a profitable e-commerce business.

JetSetFly's top 5 filmography includes: World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Success TV, Jet Set

JetSetFly's circle of friends includes Branden Condy, who's always trying to get him to invest in his latest scheme; Andrew Tate, who's constantly trying to convince JetSetFly to become a professional fighter; Lewis Howes, who's always talking about his podcast; Jay Shetty, who's always sharing inspirational quotes; Justin Guerra, who's always talking about his latest trip to Bali; and Tristan Tate, who's always trying to convince JetSetFly to join him on his next yacht trip.

JetSetFly is always up for a good time, whether it's traveling the world or closing a deal. He's got a larger-than-life personality and a sense of humor to match. You can always count on JetSetFly to bring the party (and the profits).

Jet Set Fly (Josh King Madrid), whose real name is Josh King Madrid, is an American internet celebrity and successful entrepreneur. He is known for his expertise in digital marketing, public speaking, and writing. JetSetFly started his entrepreneurial journey at the age of 16 by selling candy bars and by the age of 18, he had a profitable e-commerce business. He is the co-founder of NFTMagazine.com and is known for his invention of an automated-interactive chatbot campaign for Instagram direct messaging automation. JetSetFly has generated over $20 million in leads and is an expert in neuromarketing and neuro-linguistic programming. He has published works in business magazines such as Forbes and Entrepreneur, and has authored two books, JETSET LIFE HACKS: 33 Life Hacks Millionaires, Athletes, Celebrities, & Geniuses Have in Common, and The Art of Frame Control: How to Effortlessly Get People to Readily Agree with You & See the World Your Way. He runs a podcast called The Dropout Degree Show with JetSet, which has over 1 million downloads and features successful entrepreneurs as guests.

by Famous Internet Personalities April 24, 2023

flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010