one upper

A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident or extremely egotistical. Also see hater, Jew.

Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz by myself without even working the shits hot.

Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class; my dad has been working for 30 years, 12 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC and a house up in HillBilly land.

Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and when he hates on McLovin out of jealousy because of his success and accomplishments.

by D. Mclovin July 23, 2008

sling one up

To engage in sexual intercourse

That girls is so fine, I would love to sling one up her!

by badgerbadger111 October 27, 2010

one punch man

A manga that, despite being out since 2009, is only becoming popular now. Like, REALLY popular.

I'm gonna read some one punch man!

by M'Definition March 25, 2016

Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)

Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!

by Light Joker October 23, 2004

one direction

a english boyband created by simon cowel in the 2010 X factor. they are well known for thier worldwide sensation in pop music. they have made it to the charts quite a number of times, with their debut singles "What makes you beautiful", "One thing", "gotta be you" and "live while were young". The group has become the best selling boyband worldwide and continue to produce no.1 selling music.

i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3

louis: can i hit you in the balls harry

harry: no i want tachos

niall: but i want nandos for lunch

liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction

by stropy October 8, 2012

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots are just two local beans just trying to stay low, and stay alive. Tyler Joseph, the singer is the big bean, he's known for screaming instead of singing. Josh Dun is the baby bean and he is known for back flips and coffee

A: Twenty One Pilots is a nice band
B; Yeah, Josh doesn't get enough credit though

by alaskatheglitch October 7, 2016