assorted meat

different guy in every hole

i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"

by ryker501 August 15, 2011

meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

meat curator

A woman who is the keeper or custodian of a man's private parts

Kimberley is currently working as my personal meat curator

by My name is JeffL August 4, 2017

Meat whistle

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

by Roscoethadon May 23, 2018

meat lover

A disgusting roast beef who will do anything for hard meat.

Nikki could not stop trying to get laid by Brad the hard meat holder, she's such a meat lover.

by I-C-MEAT February 4, 2010

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

cow meat

Someone who has an unnaturally large penis.

Girl 1: Did you eat his cow meat?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm a vegetarian.

by soundbounder June 16, 2008