That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015
Get the Emergency socksmug. by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017
Get the Sockmug. by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021
Get the Sock Popmug. Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.
Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’
Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’
Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’
by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021
Get the Sockmug. When a person has so many hoes they start having sex with socks for fun and that’s what the call cute socks people who normally do this there names normally start with J
by BigPimpMaster July 28, 2022
Get the Cute socksmug. by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018
Get the Cock Sockmug. When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020
Get the Sock Puppetingmug.