Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain

last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.

by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021

Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.

Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’

by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021

Cute socks

When a person has so many hoes they start having sex with socks for fun and that’s what the call cute socks people who normally do this there names normally start with J

Last night I heard blank having cute socks

by BigPimpMaster July 28, 2022

Cock Sock

Another name for a condom.

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.

Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...

by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020