Her: *sees crush*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*
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A hooker with a heart of gold.
“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”
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Get the Can You Hear Me mug.A song regarding da famous Maine politician Eric B., and describing da chest-pains dat you feel when trying to decide whether you love him or hate him.
I just now read a lengthy bio of da currently-in-da-news Maine senator, and with all of da morally-conflicting details, I got an "Achy Brakey Heart" trying to figger out if he's a good guy or not.
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