Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Can I Get A Hooyah

a phrase that means Fortnite doesn’t suck

HEY BOOMer, CAN I GET A HOOYAH!!!!

by Ur boi YEET December 18, 2021

Pepsi Can

The gender for pepsi cans aka people who have drunk alot of pepsi.

"I identify as a Pepsi Can!"
"Why?"

by sanicnotsonic August 8, 2020

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

can fan

An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times this type of person will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but just hanging out with them to seem more cool or hesh.

They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.

Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.

"Nah shorty didn't like me for the real me, she was just a can fan."

by notacanfan123 August 8, 2025

1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect

have you heard about billy he’s a 1 can man

by The leaker February 4, 2025

Can Line

A visible tan line on a girl's boob (Cans) while she is wearing a bikini.

trevor: damn did you see that girl? her boobs are huge!

shawn: yeah you can see her can lines really good.

by rhawn siegel November 26, 2009