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you can polish a turd

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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What benefits can I expect of the same day loans?

Handypaydayloans.com comes with benefits that you would never have thought of as same-day payday loans are not like traditional loans. It is also difficult for many borrowers to think of a loan as there are some deficiency factors.
One of the factors that have a lot to do with them is their bad credit, but if you are one of the borrowers, you calm down. After getting loan approval, you can avail of the loan.

You should immediately consider the benefits of loans that you may experience different from other loans.
A few benefits of same-day payday loans for you! Must know

• Easy to access: You don't need to put any extra effort to know how to apply when you already have a good option to go online.

• Fast approval: You can get faster approval which may not be possible if you have in traditional lenders.

• Your credit improvement: You can build your credit score by making timely payments which will help you further.

• No collateral required: You do not need to put anything valuable in order to get one of the benefits of the loan.

• No long waiting: Once you get the loan approval, you can get the funds within the same time period as well.
What benefits can I expect of the same day loans? don't worry Handypaydayloans.com after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.
by HandyPaydayLoans.com April 7, 2022
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nevermind can you shut up

Nvm go away idiot don’t search this up look up “69”
Please “”””nevermind can you shut up pickle
by ur mom gave me this name April 8, 2022
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can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can
some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022
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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
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court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022
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Gibson is my favorite person i want to have sex with him :)
lemmie fuck you gibby. Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?
by Sadie Houston:) February 18, 2022
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