Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

apple

Solidified apple cider

That apple taste just like apple cider！

by NPE_UD October 26, 2022

Applecist

When there is discrimination between apple colours and/or quality (favoured), judging both unequally from each other.

E.G. That apple is soft it should go die (applecist)
Or
Ew green apples are so disgusting red apples are better (applecist)

Note: in terms of quality, one is not considered an Applecist if discrimination is shown against apples that are inedible or spoilt.

“Have you heard of the Applecist named Justin? He hates green apples and goes all out to discriminate them!”

“Have you seen Amanda? She threw away her soft apples because she didn’t like them! What an Applecist.”

by 73mp14rr October 30, 2022

Apple Pie

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022

apple

what do you think its a red fruit haven't you ever seen one no way you haven't have you ever been outside no i guessed right now my next question is do you have any bitches you don't so how about you go oustide and get some bitches and eat an apple while your at it

jimmy: mmmmmm that apple looks delicious can i have a bite. todd: no yoiu fucking idiot

by AEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEA November 26, 2022

Apple

You already know so why ask

Ur moms apples 🍎 🍎 are big 🍒

by Guest1926357382872753536271991 November 29, 2022