bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

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Piggy Back Ride

Deez nuts in your mouf

Piggy back ride me daddy

by TheeFrenzy March 26, 2021

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riding pine

When someone rides the bench

riding pine
George: Yo did you play today?
Lance: No i rode pine
George: Damn nikka you trash

by Gerome from the neighborhood March 27, 2021

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Riding Dirty

Two drivers are driving side by side in the lane while they are talking, and driving slower than the posted speed limit, and blocking all other cars from passing them.

Those two drivers ahead of me are riding side by side and talking and blocking all others drivers from moving past them, they are riding dirty.

by Rascal-Flatts May 13, 2021

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