Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

SAHARA SOCK

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.

Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018

socking

When you skin another man's penis and wear it as a condom.

(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"

Yeah man, I was socking his wife and she had no idea.

by Jamlpr February 7, 2019

Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.

Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.

by A-Hole M July 2, 2025

Egg in the Sock

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal

Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock

by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024