White Shower

When you jerk your thing, it all flies to the ceiling and ends up falling down, like a shower.

Hey baby, did you know that when I touch it, it goes up to the ceiling and after a while goes down? It's like a White Shower!

by whb-1 August 5, 2025

2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

SriLanken Shower

The act of sticking your finger up your bum in the shower to clean it every day

I have a SriLanken Shower before I go out on a date

by Miss Hellcat September 28, 2025

Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 7, 2009