Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.

Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”

by a_good_listener June 1, 2024

spicy sleep

Sex

We went back to her house and had spicy sleep.

by Engine2150 January 6, 2025

deep sleeper

When the homie is fast asleep with his mouth wide open so you make him take it all the way to the base and bust in his throat.

"Ew what's that in my throat?" "Tony left you a deep sleeper."

by dvdpigeon January 23, 2025

looks sleep

Food the looks good

That’s lasagna looks Sleep

by Snnnnnjas January 31, 2025

Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.

After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.

by FatWeiner January 25, 2026

James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025

Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep

Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 28, 2025