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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.
by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021
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donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!
I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.
by trip ships September 13, 2021
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Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021
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pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
by KatZ55 July 16, 2021
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
by k00ksta July 30, 2021
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