Potato

Life

We are all potatoes

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020

Potato

The bestest thing you will find in your kitchen

I have an amazing potato Steve come look at it

by Pizzapickershin June 21, 2019

Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out

Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty

by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018

Potato

A big fat fag (cigarette)

Do you want twos on a potato?

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021

potato

all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there

man... my wifi died its potato

by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022