Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.

"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."

by FilledZac November 22, 2019

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 24, 2017

Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato

"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"

by Cadn February 13, 2018

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 12, 2016

Sweet potato pic

A sweet potato pic is a photo of a man usually in pants tight enough to where you can see his buldge.

"here's that sweet potato pic of Ben"
"OUEAGH why would you make me see that again?!"

by Pailpusher July 14, 2021

National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023

National Potato Day

26th October Is National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.

by PotatoMerchMan August 06, 2022