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DA SHIT points

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.
Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.
by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010
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Whoring the points

A term used on the popular game nazi zombies. When one player who has the most points wont buy anything to help there team survive.
Sam is suck an asshole. He keeps whoring the points and wont buy any doors.
by The Last Zombie Surviver June 9, 2011
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hashtag the painter

a ghetto women from the hood that enjoys to engulf large quantities of fried chicken and watermelon.
Mone't Taylor is definitely a hashtag the painter; all she likes to eat all day is watermelon and fried chicken.
by Your-favorite-blexican November 24, 2011
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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012
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1,000,000 points

The highest reward for something (taken from points based video-games and Frank's hat in 30 Rock).
Person 1: "Did you get a raise or extra holiday days following your appraisal at work?"
Person 2 "Dude, I totally got both! 1,000,000 points."
by Toad 10-6 July 29, 2012
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Tastes like Pinterest

Anything that taste good since the dawn of Pinterest. We live in an internet based world, making it easy for sharing recipes. Colors and textures may vary.Sometimes meals, dishes, baked goods ect. just tastes like Pinterest.
The delicious mystery dish at a potluck. Not knowing what you're eating, trying to pin the flavor. Whatever it is, its whimsical and you could probably find a recipe on Pinterest. Somethings you eat just tastes like Pinterest
by Mongo31 November 24, 2013
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