ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

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Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

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Reject the ho

When you need to put a bitch in her place. Used against hoes. Special power move where one asserts dominance through means of rejection.

James: when in doubt reject the ho
Students: aye aye cap’n

Alex: reject the ho to be with me

Jake: mmm Saylesss

Drew: then I tried to kiss her and she took a shit on my porch so I rejected the ho

Zach: *blushes* LOL nice dude

by Shitnutz4269 May 14, 2021

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sing ho

when someone is lip syncing in a video, and they are mumbling the lyrics, people comment sing ho.

stop chewing the lyrics, sing ho.

by myamii April 11, 2024

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ho

One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.

"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"

by What did she say December 20, 2021

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