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dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore
my mom by random guyyyy June 7, 2004
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Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity 

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide
Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

Disney mom

The mom that looks down on other moms for her parenting - usually cloth diapers, breastfeeds, feeds their child non GMO food, refuses to do cry it out or use baby gates. Thinks telling their kids no is abuse. Believes any other parent who doesn't do these things is the devil incarnate.
Destiney is such a disney mom, she went off on me for giving my 2 year old a lunchable yesterday.
Disney mom by Tackettttt October 31, 2017

That's what UR MOM said 

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

christians mom 

christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible
bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls.

christian:man, thats not true, i hope.
christians mom by kronik420 December 3, 2006