Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Snippy Pants

A seemingly keen individual whom is being snippy via text message and is wearing pants

Yeah, you were being a snippy pants 👖

by OmniJohnson October 26, 2017

Rick Rolling Your Pants

When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.

"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."

by 3carrotgirl May 29, 2021

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021