Hairy Waldo 

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.

Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!

Hairy Waldo by Walda2003 October 29, 2009

Hairy Monkey 

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

Hairy Monkey by UberBad March 17, 2005

Harrah

A last name given to people who will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. The name Harrah will one day be known by the world. I, myself, and other Harrahs will not fail.

I am a Harrah. I have never given up, and I never will.

Harrah by Believe me??? August 27, 2017

hairy taco

an unshaven, unkept vagina

I went down on her hairy taco.

hairy taco by brenda October 3, 2003

Bob Hardy 

Bob Hardy is the bassist of Scottish band, Franz ferdinand,born in August 1980,studied in the Glasgow School of Art,was taught how to play the bass by friend and bandmate Alex Kapranos.
Has the rosiest cheeks in Europe and the cutest pout in the universe.

gosh,that bob hardy sure has the rosiest cheeks in Europe and the cutest pout in the universe!

Bob Hardy by chat September 2, 2008

hairy box 

A womans vaginal area with a full growth of hair.

Pussy, that looks like a big bush.

hairy box by Robert Van Horne June 29, 2005

Bob Hardy 

Cherubic bass player for Glaswegian band Franz Ferdinand. The youngest member of the band was a painter, attending a Glasgow art school, before being harassed by then co-worker Alex Kapranos to learn to play a bass that Alex had recently been given.

Apparently makes really distasteful dead baby jokes, but then again - they're *dead baby* jokes.

"I really like that Bob Hardy - he's quite funny"

Bob Hardy by SuperPooks February 10, 2006