the stars have aligned

For something lucky or very unlikely to happen.
"That new song we made has hit one million streams!"
"Oh how the stars have aligned!"
by theostarguyyy August 2, 2024
mugGet the the stars have alignedmug.
You have been so bored that you start typing
Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf
by expectence September 1, 2025
mugGet the When you have any other questions you may not be obtainedmug.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
mugGet the Can't have shit inmug.
If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
mugGet the I have granted kids to hellmug.

Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth
Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.
by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024
mugGet the Have a giant daymug.
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Tays2cents' Denial Of Angel Jose RObles Changing His Name TO Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna As Weel As Having THe Artist Name Of Doctor Sparta<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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