four oh fucked

Driving on California Interstate 405, a major North-South connector in Southern California/Los Angeles West side, & being stalled in heavy commuter traffic often tripling commute duration.

"Are you on your way home?"
"Yeah but I'm four oh fucked right now near the Getty"
"Okay, I'll save you leftovers."

by Biobravo May 16, 2014

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Fire is Fucked

Pharse; When a fire gets out of control and starts sparking and setting things on fire.

"Oh, this fire is fucked. We need to get out of here!"

by AbbySalz January 9, 2017

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

You're fucking fucked

An exclamation used when an individual informs another as to the dire state of their current existence.

The additional superlative is used when the statement, "you're fucked" does not adequately describe the situation.

The phrase has originated from Australia, circa 20th century.

Oi Matt, you're fucking fucked!

by DiiWhizDan December 31, 2017

tucked sucked and fucked

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.

guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

by Nathan Higgers October 16, 2018

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018