boxing day
fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started
boxing day by wonderfool December 21, 2003
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Intense Day
August 1st: a day when everyone should try to do something intense in honor of intense day (not to be confused with july 1st the camping holiday, in tents day)
Guy: dude i went kayaking, played hockey, jumped off my garage roof, played tag with a bunch of little kids, ate a half gallon of ice cream, dug a giant hole, set my least favorite sports team merchandise on fire, and went skydiving yesterday (today is august 2nd, recovery day) it was intense!!
other guy: sounds fun but y all that on the same day??
the fist guy again: it was intense day, duh. i need to go update facebook goodbye
other guy: sounds fun but y all that on the same day??
the fist guy again: it was intense day, duh. i need to go update facebook goodbye
Intense Day by the person who made this entry August 2, 2010
Polygon Donut Day
December 16th is polygon donut day. On this day all donuts must be cut to look like a polygon. You get arrested if you eat a donut on December 16th that isn’t a polygon.
Dude, tomorrow is polygon donut day! Are you gonna stop at dunk n donuts to pick up some polygon donuts?
Hell yeah man, December 16 is my favorite day of the year!
Hell yeah man, December 16 is my favorite day of the year!
Polygon Donut Day by Fidget :) December 7, 2020
National fuck a toaster day April 24
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night and day
A phrase used to describe a stark difference between two things. Similar to day and night, except it implies an improvement of the situation rather than a deterioration.
Democrat: "Wow, I'm so happy that Obama is in the White House now. The difference in our country's leadership has been night and day."
Republican: "Actually it's been day and night. George W. Bush was the man."
Independent: "You're both wrong. It's been night and night. Both parties are corrupt as hell."
Libertarian: "No, I'd say it's been more of dusk and twilight."
Left-leaning moderate: "You're crazy. It's totally been dusk and dawn."
Normal person: "Seriously guys, shut up."
Republican: "Actually it's been day and night. George W. Bush was the man."
Independent: "You're both wrong. It's been night and night. Both parties are corrupt as hell."
Libertarian: "No, I'd say it's been more of dusk and twilight."
Left-leaning moderate: "You're crazy. It's totally been dusk and dawn."
Normal person: "Seriously guys, shut up."
night and day by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
10 Day Death
1. Phrase used to describe or implicate that a person your friend/friends had sex with might not be clean from an STD or related disease.
2. Just something to say to your friend/friends after having sex with a slut, whore, tramp, etc. to make fun of him/her. Make them think about what he/she just did in horror.
2. Just something to say to your friend/friends after having sex with a slut, whore, tramp, etc. to make fun of him/her. Make them think about what he/she just did in horror.
Dude: “I can’t believe you just did that man!”
Dude 2: “What? She’s clean?”
Dude: “Yea right, you got that 10 day death dude!”
Dude 2: “What? She’s clean?”
Dude: “Yea right, you got that 10 day death dude!”
10 Day Death by Dum Genius July 29, 2008
5 day
1. A term used to describe performing a certain role or activity 5 days a week.
2. Can also be used to express the general excitement of a person, place, or thing.
3. Used to point out something someone has done, seen, or said, sometimes in a joking or silly manner.
2. Can also be used to express the general excitement of a person, place, or thing.
3. Used to point out something someone has done, seen, or said, sometimes in a joking or silly manner.
1. I'm a 5 day performer in the parade.
2. I'll be lookin' so fly on New Years! 5 day!
3. If someone removes their shoes and an unpleasant foot odor fills the room, one could say, "5 day smelly feet!"
2. I'll be lookin' so fly on New Years! 5 day!
3. If someone removes their shoes and an unpleasant foot odor fills the room, one could say, "5 day smelly feet!"
5 day by Snowperson6 February 3, 2010