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Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.
Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.
by captainCobalt March 6, 2024
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brundon

brundon is a type of creature that has a very small dick. Now, people use this word to describe people with small dick.
Hayden's dick is small. He is a brundon.
by zerothebot June 15, 2024
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Brendon

Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.
That Brendon is nothing but heartache and drama.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
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Brando Willyfuck

a lightskin man who plays everyone but big butt women
Girl 1: I told you not to talk to Brando Willyfuck
Girl 2: I know but he’s so fine
by RazerLizard December 21, 2024
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Brandolini's Law

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.
Also known as the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle.
Coined in 2013 by Alberto Brandolini, an Italian programmer.
Related to the quote attributed to Noam Chomsky, "It takes a minute to tell a lie, and an hour to refute it."
Trolls rely on Brandolini's Law to tie up well-meaning people in time-consuming debunking, with a minimum of effort on their own part.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Brahdonkulous

Combination of brah and redonkulous. When EVERYTHING goes wrong.
Making people laugh over your suffering.
IDK why my code isn't working, this is BRAHDONKULOUS!!!!
by Broski Bro! January 31, 2025
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brandan bud

Brandan Bud is an absolute gem in the rough. Everything you could ever want and need to have for your entire life. Once you have his heart, and give him yours, life becomes peaceful mixed with a sense of purpose. Any task you need to accomplish becomes instantly feasible and no longer a challenge. If you ever have the rare chance of being in the presence of him. Know he is sometimes called upon as a God but wishes to not be worshipped unless it's from his true life partner and soulmate, to which he returns the act of worship back on them. He believes in logical approaches and equal partnership. He is destined to only commit to a woman welcomed to life in 1985. The best and only one to ever walk the earth came to life in 1992. <3
Brandan Bud was the first person for her to commit and trust entirely with everything she ever knew and for once in her life, she wa not let down or screwed over.
by Buddybadass February 2, 2025
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