New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

by November 20, 2020

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 21, 2023

Root Beer Float

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam

Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.

by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014