blocked

when a girl responds “blocked” to you when messing around means she want you, she desires you.

“blocked…” “actually blocked”

by MrB!tches April 12, 2022

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

Cock block

Playing ADC in 2k17

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.

by nem912 August 19, 2017

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Femboy Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.

That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Femboy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

Joshua Block

A popular TikTok creator who happens to be an alcoholic and autistic. He resides in New York City. He is often seen having “Crashouts” where he runs around chasing people, yelling, screaming, even kicking and spitting. He is often triggered by the word, “Put the Fries in the bag” by white unemployed guys.

Guy 1: Hey Joshua Block, put the fries in the bag!
Josh: I ONLY MAKE 400 GRAND A YEAR BITCH! FUCK YOU!

by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers June 5, 2025