Sam

A sam is and will be your best friend for life she is sweet and kinda and lots of fun she will love you for you and don’t take that for granted she is gorgeous inside and out and has one of the best personality’s when your sad or blue she will put a smile on your face and make you laugh even when you don’t want to there is never a dull moment with her she can be crazy wild but also clam and collected witch is what people see and love about her she deserves more than this world can give even if she doesn’t think so

my friend “wow is that sam she is so cool”
me “ya i know she is the bomb”

by hhahah ed djhrhdjd December 29, 2021

Sam

A kid who plays minecraft 7 hours a day and is short. He most likely is Brazilian and likes soccer.

Ethan: Hey, do you know where Sam is?
Brad: Yeah, I think he's playing minecraft again.

by Lylo21savage September 11, 2020

Sam

Sam is a very nice person but often bald by the age of 13.

OHHH look its a sam.

by Bobby318813 July 12, 2021

Sam

An awesome bald guy. Is so hillarious but has a tiny dick😂

Oh wow he’s such a Sam

by Flatchest10 May 16, 2018

Sam

A power-hungry traitor who will lie to and murder you and your friends to save their own ass.

“Friendship ain’t worth shit.” -Sam

by Tommy Angelo November 25, 2022

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

He's most commonly known to be very good at don't starve together.

sam's cool

by ligma6969696969 July 25, 2019