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David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.
"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.
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A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
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David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.
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David

David is a dumbass
by Goodgiy4321 May 10, 2021
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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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David

A kid who acts annoying thinks he’s cool what a fucking FAGGOT
by Boogereater69 May 23, 2022
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