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haha j/k!

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From what i have gathered, this is a way most people get by saying insulting and asshole-like things.

Examples:
Asshole: dude your fat, retarded, ugly and gay! HAHA j/k!!

Me: you fuckin dick.

Asshole: what? i said j/k!!
by elevendy one December 1, 2009
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Johan K Jensen

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Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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Special K Challenge

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1. (noun) A two week diet -centered primarily around Special K products- created by the Kellogg NA Company. Often the target of misguided speculation by psycho hosebeasts.

2. (noun) Any problem you have when dealing with a person with the nickname "Special K."

3. (noun) Taking three hits of Ketamine then walking to a door, opening it and saying your full name wholly and completely.
1. A few idiots boycotted all Kelloggs products after that 'blogger misrepresented the terms of the Special K Challenge.

2. My Special K Challenge is trying to act like I'm interested when he tells me who is, and who is not, Jewish.

3. Christine was doing fine in the Special K Challenge until she decided the doorknob she was turning was actually a donut and tried to eat it.
by b1-66er February 24, 2011
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King K. Rool

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The Kong Family's true nemesis in the Donkey Kong series. He's a giant kremling (crocodile) that enjoys stealing Donkey Kong's Banana Hoard, or kidnapping Donkey or Diddy themselves. He has been known to take on different personas, whether it be a boxer, a pirate, a mad scientist or regular kingly attire. He is also thought to be mentally unstable, which can further be proven by his mannerisms in Donkey Kong 64 and his large, very noticeable bloodshot eye.
DK: Oh, no! King K. Rool stole my Banana Hoard again!
by KNUP December 23, 2014
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Relient K

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best band who just so happens to sing the very best and most entertaining songs ever known to man.
by Kristen September 22, 2003
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201(k) plan

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When the retirement savings in your 401(k) loses half its value due to the current economic crisis.
I thought I had a 401(k) plan, but after I saw my quarterly statement, I realize that I now only have a 201(k) plan.
by Ara90026 April 4, 2009
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D I C K S Q U A D

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What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
by milk>cream April 27, 2014
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