Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 31, 2019

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When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 30, 2022

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"I just drank 3 americanos and I'm zooted

by zooty_boi April 08, 2019

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When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"

Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted

by Fortnite bonger May 02, 2024

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by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

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Dog after popping that second vike I was straight zooted

by STAP IT RAHN February 12, 2020

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The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

by Btolly September 14, 2018

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