Zip

Cunt

Zip is a stupid cunt.

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.

Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

candy zip

a method of caffeine ingestion that involves mixing raw caffeine powder with a packet of sugar/artificial sweetener

person1: yoo, me and bill are tryna candyflip today, u down?
person2: naahh, i gotta work today. tired af, might candy zip later

by dont use your real name lol April 26, 2023

Zip

Slang term for a ounce of weed. 28grams of flower marijuana.

I just grabbed a zip from my guy .

by A2thewhy05 January 4, 2022

Zip

(Mathematics)
When you split off two values connected by brackets, and ignoring the law of BODMAS.

Teacher: Hi class! How do you solve 6/2(1+2)?
Brian: Using BODMAS, we have to solve 2(1+2) first, then divide it from 6, making the answer 1.
Nicholas: You have to use the zip method. By zipping the 2 off the (1+2). Hence, it would be 6 divide 2, multiplied by 3 which makes 9.
Teacher: Shut up and unzip my pants.

by Magmalightning January 14, 2019

zip show

Zip show this is an instance where something is done incorrectly by someone and someone else gets the blame.

"the foundation is 2" out of square so the framers must have screwed up and framed the building wrong" what a zip show

by ekimyrrep December 2, 2009

T-zip

When someone is really drunk but behaving in a most hilarious manner.

Jason was so wasted last night but we let it go because he was T-zip.

by NinjaFishy June 25, 2017