Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023

Your Mom

"Your Mom" The word that 12 year olds tell you on Xbox While playing call of duty to Start some shit

Me:Why do you Keep fucking camping
Him Becuase Your Mom

by FreshhMemes December 30, 2016

your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.

Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)

by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015

your mom

someone that’s gay. you hear a lot of people say “your mom gay”. probably because it’s true.

jonah: “your mom gay”
you: “ok dude”

by your•mom•gayyy July 3, 2019