YodaJeff

A person who enjoys Lord of the Rings more than Star Wars.

That person in the yoda hat is secretly a YodaJeff.

by NotASchemer December 18, 2004

Yoda

A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil

Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!

by Littlej45 August 26, 2008

yoda

another word for coke/crack

why don't we just get some yoda and roll a chewy?

by lala May 13, 2005

yoda

The baddest midget in the universe.

"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"

by space pimp June 12, 2006

Yoda

Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.

I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad

by Yoda March 30, 2004

yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)

Look over there at the big blue yonder.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

yoda figure

A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.

Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.

Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.

by I'm the Pope, And You're Not November 6, 2007