Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him

xander loves piss

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Xander

He is a person who if your friend ask him if he likes you he will just say we are "just good friends".

Hey Xander do you like so and so

No we are "just good friends"

by hbugfuidhgrdsiuajnr December 23, 2021

Xander

He’s Greek and likes taking a load from his dog.

Xander Is retarted

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020

Xander

Xander is kewl dude. Very weird. VERY WEIRD!

Person 1: Hey is that a Xander?

Person 2: Is he acting WEIRD?

Person 1: yep

Person 2: That's a Xander.

by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022