Riding Wookie

The term used to describe someone who has to sit in the trunk of a car because all other seats are full.

Person 1: Hey, do can you give me a ride?

Person 2: Sure, but everybody took up all the seats.

Person 1: Looks like I'm riding wookie then.

by TW0215 April 4, 2010

wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

by N Barber September 18, 2014

wookie buttplug

when you shove hair in someones asshole

lets give her a wookie buttplug

by wookie boi January 11, 2017

wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014

stuttering wookie

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.

April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie

by sephcathcass January 6, 2010

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021