Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

by eruboner September 17, 2018

Woke Boy

The Woke Boy down the street; When he’s just walking down the middle of the street at 3 am, glowing eyes, floating a foot off the ground

Woke Boy no! Not my soul! Not again!

by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019

Woke Math

When both educators and politicians request that mathematicians and math educators relook at the history of their subject and make necessary rewrites so that the study of math doesn’t appear racist or supremacist.

Alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine patriots” are hell-bent to attack anyone who is proposing or promoting any form of woke math or multicultural math in school, which would credit the contributions of non-whites in math and math education.

by Fasters January 21, 2022

Woke Misogynist

Men who spout feminist rhetoric not because they particularly care about women’s rights but because they can use it to manipulate and violate women.

Louis CK, just another "woke misogynist"

by Zeke from the Creek April 20, 2018

Woke af

When you are no longer in the dark about the things happening around you. Being well informed

Lina: I love Beyoncé
Betty: yo she's in the illuminati.
Lina: oh really?? You're woke af

by Gen gen June 3, 2016

pseudo-woke

People who "woke" for the sake of social validation

Kids nowadays are pseudo-woke, they follow all of the activism-thingy for "Anti-Social Media reaction" instead of truly advocating marginalized people

Chick-fil-A is a pseudo-woke, they bow down to woke culture while practicing homophobia at the same time

by Sir. B December 3, 2020

Woke-ghanistan

A legendary place where all the self-proclaimed "woke" social justice warriors come from and the place they want to turn the current world into. Logic doesn't apply there, just feelings. A pun formed by "woke" plus the suffix "ghanistan" (-istan meaning land of).

Beth: "If they are white and male, you are automatically racist and sexist."
Nancy: "Can you explain why that is?"
Beth: "No, go educate yourself, it's simple logic.
Nancy: "Yeah, logic made in Woke-ghanistan".

by lizzzardking March 27, 2021