wireless stealing

The act of mooching off of a neighbors wireless internet.

My wireless internet seemed to have slowed once the new neighbors moved in,they must be wireless stealing.

by jinxed_007 May 27, 2009

barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

wireless mouse

The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.

I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.

by definingmyworld November 4, 2008

pull wire

to jerk off. (wank, masturbate)

STOP pulling wire

by POLEmaster October 11, 2003

under the wire

undetected,not getting found out,

I kept under the wire

by G Ma May 1, 2006

Wire Fu

what lames call hung fu

When we were leaving the theatre after seeing that movie 'Slouchin' Liger Skid and Drag-on' this lame behind me was like 'That was some awesome Wire Fu!'... so I showed him what Hung Fu is all about and delivered a triple axle roundhouse kick to the side of his dome, but only after I hovered in mid-air for about 2 and a half seconds.

by Bonnie -aka: Bonita DLP -aka: Pony Power February 15, 2005

WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009