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Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."
Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"
by Domo <3 February 18, 2011
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Wiener Muncher

by Wiener Von Schlong May 17, 2011
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Wiener sex

Grabbing a sausage and putting it in your butthole/anus/vagina.
Nick: so what did you do yesterday?
Andrew: wiener sex
Nick: I’m interested
Nicole: me too..
by I’m in your mind July 15, 2018
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wiener balls cum

nigga 1: last night I had sex with that cute girl

nigga 2: did she make ur wiener balls cum?

nigga 1: facts
by benzxp January 16, 2021
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Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.
“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!
by QuacksO September 25, 2011
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wienering

To go up to someone and put ur wiener in or on them and yell wiener as loud as you can
Ahhhhh I'm wienering everyone it feels so good.
I like to wiener every piece of pussy I can find.
by dushon mandick June 11, 2008
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wiener fight

A wiener fight is just a fight until death using nothing but a hot dog, or your own erect pork sword.

Usually wiener fight occurs when when someone sharts on someone, the only way to settle it is with a wiener fight.

Back in the 1800s wiener fighting was very popular in the Kingdom ruled by a queen named Laqueefa.
Saphfire just sharted on me! This calls for a WIENER FIGHT!

"Dude last night's wiener fight was intense"
by Queefie August 15, 2009
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