waldini

Large white mammal with pasty complexion. Usually found pontificating on some banal subject to a group of bored listeners.

I walked in to the pub last night and there was some dude having a waldini about something. Bored me senseless.

by DeWilberto January 13, 2008

Waldorf, MD

Legend has it that Waldorf is the capital of all SMIBs (southern Maryland In-Breds). Basically a place you drive through to get somewhere else, Waldorf is essentially the Hampton VA. of Maryland.

Too many fuckin' SMIBs in Waldorf, MD

by sporksamurai August 11, 2010

Waldo

Waldo's are highly intelligent, fun loving, and fiercely loyal. Not overly concerned with fashion yet somehow remains devastingly good looking. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you are down, Waldo's will cheer you up. If you are hurt, Waldo's will help you to get better. If you are in trouble, Waldo's will come to your aid. A penchant for philosophy and knowledge of all things interesting makes Waldo's great sources of information. In the event of an emergency, Waldo's will always keep a level head. If you can find one, a Waldo is an asset to your life.

"Whoa, that dude is scary."
"No, that's just Waldo and he's going to kick your ass for being a douchebag."

"He's a hotty."
"No duh, that's Waldo."

by Maxine Lounge January 27, 2013

the waldorf

The waldorf is a sex position where the male covers his nuts with salad dressing and sprinkles them with croutons. then the male puts his nuts in the girls mouth and she begins to enjoy her waldorf

Who ordered the waldorf ?

by mr. waldorf March 28, 2009

dirty waldemar

Having sex on top of a mountain which is at least 3000 meters in height after walking there without shoes on.

The best part of our family holiday was when we left our children in the hotel and went to the highest mountain nearby and hat a dirty Waldemar

by Zalba July 7, 2020

Where's Waldo

Where's Waldo is a term used when referencing something absolutely ridiculous so that you do not have to point or actually say what you want the other person to look at.

"Waldo" can be referred to as anything.

Sign at the LGA airport reads : Please be advised, snow globes are not allowed through the security checkpoint.

Friend 1 takes picture of the sign and sends it to Friend 2 with a caption that reads, "where's waldo"

by Croneberg April 25, 2010

Waldport

A totally awesome town of 2000 some people.
Also referred to as the ghetto.

look at Waldport. It is really ghetto.

by Crandon June 12, 2008