ukraine

A Eastern European country of great beauty and incredible potential.

Former member of the Soviet Union. Established as an independent, democratic state on August 24, 1991. A relatively "new" state that has already come a long way. A country that in headed for success!

Ukraine is the ONLY state in Europe that dares to openly defy and piss off Russia, therefore new favourite pet to the US of A.

Home of ridiculously gorgeous people. Joe Biden said that Ukraine women are the "most beautiful women in the wolrd". 6 out of 10 top models are Slavic, by the way.

Ukraine is bound to join the EU and eventually the NATO. And they'll looooove them.

Ukraine is the place where the Slavic race has its origins, so Ukraine is mother to Russia, not the other way around.

The people are very intelligent, but poor. Ukraine has no middle class to speak of.

Jack: Hey, I started out last but I ended up winning the tournament anyway!
John: The last will be first, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, like Ukraine!

by The Happy Humanist February 5, 2010

Ukrainian Blowjob

When a Ukrainian Bitch gives you a blowjob, but when you cum she bites off you dick.

I got a Ukrainian Blowjob yesterday, now I need a prosthetic dick.

by Snilf April 22, 2014

Ukrainium

When you're high on Ukrainian war propaganda.

Artem: "Vadym keeps rambling on about that Ghost of Kyiv."
Ivan: "He must be high on Ukrainium."

by Vadym March 10, 2022

The Ukraine

Russia's junior economic partner and economically underdeveloped agricultural hinterland.

if Putin is allowed to remain President of Russia, The Ukraine will forever remain, well , The Ukraine, especially eastern ukraine.

by Sexydimma December 10, 2016

ukraine and russia war thing

war thing that is bad and why it exists is not known to me because idc lol

also the

ukraine and russia war thing is bad

by NameRandom56789 June 8, 2022

Ukrainian Circumcision

When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.

Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*

by PussNBoots October 1, 2015

ukrainian

they are always late, they are fat, and they eat perogies all day long. they are also retards that don't know how to spell.

David wanted to go to the perogie fest, but he was late because he's a slow, retarded piece of poo.

by robert March 7, 2005