Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

twatter

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

by foxc September 21, 2009

twittless

When someone posts an idionic Tweet on Twitter

"'I just bought a Hummer! I've always wanted one! Remember! Go green!'"

"Twittless..."

by Jennnn25 July 26, 2009

Twatteries

The energy that keeps twats going, in an argument for example

“Fucking Karen’s going on about astrology again, she keeps asking to do an in depth reading as my aura looks weak and it may be because of Uranus’s position this month or some bollocks like that”

“Don’t worry, her twatteries will run out soon - just keep pouring her Chardonnay and going ‘uh huh’ every now and then”

by Grill Bill August 7, 2020

Tattlesnake

A cold blooded creature of the reptile family capable of taking on human form, singularly evolved to secrete information, and genetically predisposed to violating your trust.

Nice, thanks for telling mom what time I got home last night, tattlesnake.

by Homouclous May 15, 2021

twittlebiscuit

Another word for a person's girlfriend.

Man, I miss my twittlebiscuit, she always makes my happy...

by Blaqhawk November 9, 2007