Tucker Tucks 

Tucker Tucks refer to shoelaces tied into a knot, then folded under the parallel shoelaces in front of it. These are good for those people who tie there shoes extra tight and don't want droopy laces.

Nelson: My laces are always dragging on the ground! I wish I could find a solution.

Leonard: Here try tucking them under like me! You will never have to face droopy laces again with Tucker Tucks!

Tucker Tucks by Eric the bunter April 26, 2012

tucker phobia 

when your scared of tucker

AHHH TUCKER PHOBIA AHHH

tucker phobia by chloe and kalil December 16, 2019

Tucker Carlson 

A sex act where one male under tucks his penis, a second person strokes the penis from behind while whispering Trump praise in his ear.

My aunt Kathy loves to give my uncle Frank a Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson by Shockdamonkey April 12, 2021

Tucker Carlson 

A Dirty Sanchez in the shape of a bowtie. Among Blacks, this is known as a Farrakhan.

I was giving her a Dirty Sanchez but stayed hard long enough to give her the full Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson by daniel69 October 5, 2012

tucker-sucker 

One who enjoys the act of performing fellatio on a man who dresses like a woman and tucks his penis away to further the illusion. Often the tucker-sucker is homosexual without being entirely aware.

Frank: Did you see Ted hangin out with that tranny last night?

Alex: Yeah dude, didn't you know he's a tucker-sucker?

Frank: No way! I thought he was straight!

Alex: So does he!

tucker-sucker by donkey-schlong April 17, 2009

Tucker Max 

GOD The Almighty.

Tucker Max is my new god. Worship him!

Tucker Max by Tuckermax Follower April 28, 2004

tucker max drunk 

this occurs when one gets blacked out drunk, then wakes up in some completely unknown place. they have done some unforgivable things, but will never remember it, so who cares

all minorities, fat chicks, and posers beware....a person who is tucker max drunk will unmercifully scold you until you feel as your life is meaningless

common side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, and time travel

Brandon got Tucker Max Drunk and projectile vomited through a drive through window and then ran his car into a pole. Then he magically time traveled to the police station.

tucker max drunk by bud1234 January 11, 2009