stinky trombone

a biological musical instrument in which one's gaseous digestive byproduct is used to create percussive noises via one's rectum while also creating a pungent animal aroma.

Raman Tootsaway: "Dude, wanna come jam with me and homies tonight at the crib."

Alex: "Aww sorry bro, I left my flugglehorn at my girl's house."

Raman: "No worries broseph, just get some T Bell in ya and in a couple hours you can just toot away on the ol stinky trombone."

by Stanky Tootsalot July 30, 2009

Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

sad trombone

A sex move that is similar to the rusty trombone (licking a man's butthole while giving him a reach around), only with both people crying. Usually occurs post-breakup.

After Andrew got dumped, his girlfriend gave him one last sad trombone.

by Buhrmaster April 5, 2009

Trombone player

Person who plays trombone. The not geek to geek trombone player ratio is 1:6. Geeky trombone players tend to have voices that sound like lawn mowers and tend to think they are the best player in the section. They tend to splat (play so loud it sounds like crap).

Chris used to be a baritone player but he switched instruments but now he's a trombone player

by Skanomatopoia June 9, 2005

Turkish Trombone

The act of a woman head bobbing on a penis (much like a walking pigeon rubber necking) while she is aggressively inserting a hollow metallic tube into the asshole of the standing man.

I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.

by Mullet or Gullet February 13, 2009

Dirty Trombone

You have a female/ life partner sit on your lap. that partner then shats on your penis then proceeds to spread it around the entire shaft. You then take hold of your meat-stick and stick it into any hole off your choosing on the body of your partner.

Your vagina smells like you had a dirty trombone

by GettinDatPussy May 21, 2011