Definitions by GettinDatPussy

Dirty Trombone 

You have a female/ life partner sit on your lap. that partner then shats on your penis then proceeds to spread it around the entire shaft. You then take hold of your meat-stick and stick it into any hole off your choosing on the body of your partner.

Your vagina smells like you had a dirty trombone

Dirty Trombone by GettinDatPussy May 21, 2011