todlerist

Any child age 3 and under because all toddlers are terrorists

I can't handle my kid today, she's being a total todlerist!

by Cossen September 22, 2016

Tooterishy

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

toblertopp

A simp
Someone who plays minecraft hardcore
Needs help

Woah toblertopp is online playing minecraft as per

by Simpbeforelimps January 2, 2021

toblerone

the best chocolate ever. great triangular prism shape.

"Dude, I just munched on some great toblerone."
"You saw that new toblerone commercial?"

by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

tooter bop

tooter bop- something faggots say not knowing your supposed to say “thooter bop”

Jay-Z: Beyoncé why were you out being a little tooter bop last night?
Beyoncé: Jay-Z what the fuck is a tooter bop? Do you mean thooter bop?
Jay-Z: NO YOU TOOTER BOP

by baddiefrmda408 September 9, 2023

Luke Toller

Passing up an epic time in the exchange for a nap

guy 1 says:"hey guys, have you seeing Jim anywhere?"

guy 2 replies: "ya man, he's pulling a Luke Toller"

by TheSpaniel December 13, 2010