Tomas

Tomas is your average gonzoogler, however, when night falls, Tomas turns into pac-man and seeks out big men named Tyrone Jaquavious III and guzzles all of their juices. In his free time, he likes squirting ketchup on kindergartners, spreading mayonnaise over himself and then rolling in the sand, and shoving whole pickles into the dickhole. He comes from a long line of holy Christians. Tomas is not invited to the cookout.

Attractive Kindergartner: I have not seen Tomas all day.
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}

by FGTFVGFGG April 6, 2022

Tomasz

woosh, some leng guy

woosh tomasz is some leng guy

by woosh tw June 21, 2022

Rusty Tombrone

It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.

I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.

by Illae September 7, 2018

TomB

Sadistic lead developer for the MMORPG "EVE Online: The Second Genesis", who is notorious for his excessive use of the nerf bat in most aspects of the game.

omfg, TomB is nerfing the Thorax *again*...

by rawr August 28, 2004

John Tomas

Slang for penis. For further confirmation of this definition view Austin Powers II The spy who shagged me during the rocket scene.

Would you look at the Jon Thomas on that guy!! He is hung like a horse...wait, he is a horse.

by chasingamy March 3, 2005

Tombed

Drunk out of your mind.

Jake was fucking tombed last night after killing the thirty.

by Kevin01 October 7, 2008

Tombay

Cigarettes

"Thomas you got some Tombay?"

"Yea i just picked up a new pack."

by Jaberry May 14, 2013