2 definitions by FGTFVGFGG
Tomas is your average gonzoogler, however, when night falls, Tomas turns into pac-man and seeks out big men named Tyrone Jaquavious III and guzzles all of their juices. In his free time, he likes squirting ketchup on kindergartners, spreading mayonnaise over himself and then rolling in the sand, and shoving whole pickles into the dickhole. He comes from a long line of holy Christians. Tomas is not invited to the cookout.
Attractive Kindergartner: I have not seen Tomas all day.
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}
by FGTFVGFGG April 7, 2022
JosHua is a sex craving mastermind. In His free time, He likes to assassinate male prostitutes, cHildren wHo look remotely like tHe ice age baby, and all Harry Styles fanfiction enjoyers. JosHua pays big ass dilfs to jump rope butt booty naked so He can see dat ass jiggle at maximum efficiency. He wants, He needs, He gets
BitcHes: Is that a blue wHale in your pants?
JosHua: naw sHawtty, tHat's the kilometer pussy defeater
JosHua: naw sHawtty, tHat's the kilometer pussy defeater
by FGTFVGFGG April 7, 2022