beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.
Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.
by Swtkarma October 18, 2013
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beaver snouting

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.
Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...
by funify trio April 26, 2009
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Beaver Pile

Jane opened the door to discover a beaver pile in progress.
by Rmdeecee May 22, 2016
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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ March 31, 2007
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Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.
John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."
by Elephantiono June 18, 2016
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Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019
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chubby beaver

The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.
"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."

"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
by Jellyboots March 10, 2014
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