Tinkerbelling

The act of stuffing cocaine up your buttocks and farting in you partners face

Thanks for the coke bro, me and my girl were planning on tinkerbelling tonight

by Flirtatiousworm January 24, 2021

Ticketmaster

Robbery, without violence

My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied

by drstonk July 27, 2022

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007

ticket nazi

the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things

"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"

by rhyann August 26, 2005

TIKE

an offensive British term which refers to a “crude, ill-bred person who lacks culture or refinement.”

What is with shai's sheep fetish? Could he be anymore of a tike?

by "JAMIE T" March 29, 2009

golden ticket

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.

Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!

by foxtrot_gumbo January 4, 2008

Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005