Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

vagina tapper

A vagina tapper is some one in high school who is considered the coolest and goes to the party fuckin all the girls with the good pussy he is a fuck boy

Yo Tyrone jimmy neutron is such a fuckin vagina tapper

by Jimmy davids June 21, 2016

double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.

"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"

by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016

Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Water Tapper

When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.

Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

Milk topper

A female who likes to suck hard nipple.

Gemma is such a milk topper

by Filla12 January 14, 2022

Angel Topper

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.

He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.

by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023